petition for tumblr staff to reset or delete all of the blogs with great urls that haven’t logged onto tumblr in like 4 fucking years
when you don’t get enough likes on a status
Can I just…..?????
Like, this is the single most beautiful piece of animation ever, I mean
Go ahead, click and drag it, I fucking GUARANTEE that whatever frame it lands on will make you feel better about your day.
So I don’t know if you knew but there are these new mouthwash bottles.
And when you squeeze the bottle the top fills up.
And no more will come out.
So here’s my proposition…
YOU WILL NEVER NEED A SHOT GLASS AGAIN
YOUR MOVE ALCOHOL INDUSTRY
leo didn’t win an oscar
i went to canada with my dad once
i dont understand, my mom told me the best way to get a job is to butter the interviewer up. now im here with an angry old fellow covered in butter and a court ordered restraining order.