having a crush is painful and horrible but not having a crush is just so boring
So i have this giant pencil right
I think we all know where this is going.
when ur teacher asks if u’ve done ur hw
seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends
"Hey, you shouldn’t eat that. It’s not good for you."
there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades
I HATE PEOPLE WHO ARE MY AGE AND SUCCESSFUL YOU SHOULD BE WASTING UR LIFE BLOGGING OR EATING DORITOS OR SOME SHIT NOT GOING TO SPACE AND WINNING THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
so today in the dressing room there was this hot guy in his underwear so i decided to take a picture of his bulge and i forgot my fucking flash was on… finish the story yourself
dating an identical twin scares me bc what if i get them confused
i read a book once where this girl was romantically involved with this guy who had a twin and they would punk her all the time and be like which one is your boyfriend you have to kiss the right one and then it turned out one of them was evil and trapped her in a dungeon with a bunch of rats or some shit
but that’s like, worst case scenario