Freshmen about to be in the hallways like
I want to get tattoos and get laid
I’m hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom and no one thought to tell me so I was just doing my naked thing after my shower and then I was very unceremoniously shoved into my closet and I don’t know how long I have to be here I don’t have snacks or anything
update: I found a chocolate bar on my shelf but also my phone battery is at 20% I feel like bear grylls
don’t you have clothes in your closet
"we’re gonna have mcdonalds for dinner"
when u stick your hand under the table and touch chewed gum
the older I get, the more I understand squidwards anger